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st_arkravinghazelnut ([personal profile] st_arkravinghazelnut) wrote in [personal profile] st_illkindalost 2018-10-11 11:26 pm (UTC)

Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

Done and done. Give me 10 minutes with it, max.

Also, this gentleman has the liver capacity of seven hundred roughnecks combined and the gullet of a blue whale. He also took the "full force" of a neutron star, and he will not hesitate to exposit this. My estimations is that the plasma temperature would exceed ~1tn Kelvin. Also he once wielded a hammer that I calculated to weigh 3.5 x 10^17 kg since it was forged in the heart of a dying neutron star (guess that's a thing with him) but then it turned out the reason no one but him could lift it was some magic mumbo-jumbo.

Meh. Even if it's incongruent with physical laws, I still like my math better. This is disregarding the energy needed to move such an object 0.00005% the mass of the earth itself would have a catastrophic impact on the planet and the surrounding solar system but we're in a magical flamingo dimension and who cares?

ANYWAY, writing all that out, I am arriving at the conclusion that 25 pounds of beef will be, in a word, unworthy. If there is a way to obtain and prepare more, please let me know. I am willing to manufacture the means to make this happen.

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