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Hugo "Hurley" Reyes ([personal profile] st_illkindalost) wrote2018-10-09 07:14 pm

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Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[personal profile] st_arkravinghazelnut 2018-10-11 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Done and done. Give me 10 minutes with it, max.

Also, this gentleman has the liver capacity of seven hundred roughnecks combined and the gullet of a blue whale. He also took the "full force" of a neutron star, and he will not hesitate to exposit this. My estimations is that the plasma temperature would exceed ~1tn Kelvin. Also he once wielded a hammer that I calculated to weigh 3.5 x 10^17 kg since it was forged in the heart of a dying neutron star (guess that's a thing with him) but then it turned out the reason no one but him could lift it was some magic mumbo-jumbo.

Meh. Even if it's incongruent with physical laws, I still like my math better. This is disregarding the energy needed to move such an object 0.00005% the mass of the earth itself would have a catastrophic impact on the planet and the surrounding solar system but we're in a magical flamingo dimension and who cares?

ANYWAY, writing all that out, I am arriving at the conclusion that 25 pounds of beef will be, in a word, unworthy. If there is a way to obtain and prepare more, please let me know. I am willing to manufacture the means to make this happen.
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Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[personal profile] st_arkravinghazelnut 2018-10-11 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Not recently.

Where I come from, this is just kind of how life is.

My clothes are made of nanoparticles that can turn into a suit that exceeds Mach 10 and can withstand planetary impact. No big. We have a friend that can turn into a giant green rage monster, but he's not around. If he was, I'd have included him in the bet.

Anyway, if it'll legitimatize my claims, I can show off the threads when I doctor your skippy boy. Fixed it after the little inn raid. Did you see it? That was me and my buddy and some other sprightly folk fighting a skull.
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Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[personal profile] st_arkravinghazelnut 2018-10-12 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Full-spectrum light excites the nanites into degrading organic matter. Kind of like photosynthesis, but with skin cells and sweat instead of CO2 and water. Not too gross.

We still have a deal? I'll make it a twofer special if your headphones need some TLC.
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Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[personal profile] st_arkravinghazelnut 2018-10-12 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Inteso.

Also, on a more humble note, can you do gelato? I've got a kid that needs some sugar therapy.
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Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[personal profile] st_arkravinghazelnut 2018-10-12 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Italian, like gelato. Means I comprende.

As far as the gelato goes, I want a hand in that one. I'll bring music. You like metal? The genre. But if you like metal-metal then I have both.
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Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[personal profile] st_arkravinghazelnut 2018-10-12 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Cool. My suit has loudspeakers. I'll drop the needle and we'll crack open the book. Later.