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Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Word on the street is you know how to make a burger.

Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[st_illkindalost]

Yeah, dude.
Want a burger?

Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

More often than I should but that's not why I'm asking.

I'm looking for a big burger. Not talking a double or a triple patty, I'm talking at least a fourth of the cow. Manhole-sized, all the fixings. Probably definitely more. Half the cow? All the cow? Not out of the question. The Big Kahuna of burgers.

There may come a time where I make a sizeable bet with a friend with the consumption of this burger in one sitting as the deal.

This possible?

Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[st_illkindalost]

Dude.

Pretty sure I can. I'm gonna need to know in advance because its probly gonna take a while to make

So are we talking like, 10 pounds or something?

Do you need one for yourself too? Is this a compitition?

Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

How much beef you got access to at once?

Not a competition, unless there's a market for that in the community.

Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[st_illkindalost]

I don't know, like 25 lbs? I don't go around weighing it

Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Groovy.

Tony, by the way. Any way to make this worth your while?

Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[st_illkindalost]

Hurley

I don't know this place kinda provides everything you need

Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Everything you need or everything you need to live well? I am a man with an engineering degree, breathtakingly complex tastes, an open mind and too much free time.

Anyway, you're the man for the job. I'll set the bet, get back to you, and we can have a good old fashioned shake on it.

[st_artliving]

Hurley. I wish to make pizza.

I do not know how to make pizza.

Will you help me make pizza sometime?

[st_illkindalost]

Yeah sure

I mean I only made it once so dont expect anything great or anythng

[st_artliving]

It is once more than I have!

We will learn together.

[st_illkindalost]

I'll make sure we have the ingredients

what kinda pizza do you wanna make

[st_artliving]

I have only eaten cheese and vegetarian. (My fiancée was vegetarian.) So perhaps a different kind?

Many like pepperoni I think. Shall we try pepperoni?

[st_illkindalost]

pepperoni sounds great

I really like pepperoni

[st_artliving]

Oh good! This is excellent news.

We will make pepperoni pizza until it is right.

[st_illkindalost]

Yeah sounds great

Private

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

So.

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[st_illkindalost]

What's up, dude?

Re: Private

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

How'd it flow?

Re: Private

[st_illkindalost]

Best New Year in years, man.

Re: Private

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Seal the deal?

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[st_illkindalost]

What? No, man!

Re: Private

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Not THAT. Cup of coffee, nice and friendly?

Re: Private

[st_illkindalost]

That? Yeah. We had a good time. How'd your night go?