Everything you need or everything you need to live well? I am a man with an engineering degree, breathtakingly complex tastes, an open mind and too much free time.
Anyway, you're the man for the job. I'll set the bet, get back to you, and we can have a good old fashioned shake on it.
Also, this gentleman has the liver capacity of seven hundred roughnecks combined and the gullet of a blue whale. He also took the "full force" of a neutron star, and he will not hesitate to exposit this. My estimations is that the plasma temperature would exceed ~1tn Kelvin. Also he once wielded a hammer that I calculated to weigh 3.5 x 10^17 kg since it was forged in the heart of a dying neutron star (guess that's a thing with him) but then it turned out the reason no one but him could lift it was some magic mumbo-jumbo.
Meh. Even if it's incongruent with physical laws, I still like my math better. This is disregarding the energy needed to move such an object 0.00005% the mass of the earth itself would have a catastrophic impact on the planet and the surrounding solar system but we're in a magical flamingo dimension and who cares?
ANYWAY, writing all that out, I am arriving at the conclusion that 25 pounds of beef will be, in a word, unworthy. If there is a way to obtain and prepare more, please let me know. I am willing to manufacture the means to make this happen.
Where I come from, this is just kind of how life is.
My clothes are made of nanoparticles that can turn into a suit that exceeds Mach 10 and can withstand planetary impact. No big. We have a friend that can turn into a giant green rage monster, but he's not around. If he was, I'd have included him in the bet.
Anyway, if it'll legitimatize my claims, I can show off the threads when I doctor your skippy boy. Fixed it after the little inn raid. Did you see it? That was me and my buddy and some other sprightly folk fighting a skull.
Full-spectrum light excites the nanites into degrading organic matter. Kind of like photosynthesis, but with skin cells and sweat instead of CO2 and water. Not too gross.
We still have a deal? I'll make it a twofer special if your headphones need some TLC.
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Tony, by the way. Any way to make this worth your while?
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I don't know this place kinda provides everything you need
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Anyway, you're the man for the job. I'll set the bet, get back to you, and we can have a good old fashioned shake on it.
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It kinda keeps happening with every cd so its not like there's any scratches
Can you take a look at it?
About the burger thing...
are you trying to kill someone? 25 pounds of beef might do that
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Also, this gentleman has the liver capacity of seven hundred roughnecks combined and the gullet of a blue whale. He also took the "full force" of a neutron star, and he will not hesitate to exposit this. My estimations is that the plasma temperature would exceed ~1tn Kelvin. Also he once wielded a hammer that I calculated to weigh 3.5 x 10^17 kg since it was forged in the heart of a dying neutron star (guess that's a thing with him) but then it turned out the reason no one but him could lift it was some magic mumbo-jumbo.
Meh. Even if it's incongruent with physical laws, I still like my math better. This is disregarding the energy needed to move such an object 0.00005% the mass of the earth itself would have a catastrophic impact on the planet and the surrounding solar system but we're in a magical flamingo dimension and who cares?
ANYWAY, writing all that out, I am arriving at the conclusion that 25 pounds of beef will be, in a word, unworthy. If there is a way to obtain and prepare more, please let me know. I am willing to manufacture the means to make this happen.
Re: Help me drag a cow through Wisconsin
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Where I come from, this is just kind of how life is.
My clothes are made of nanoparticles that can turn into a suit that exceeds Mach 10 and can withstand planetary impact. No big. We have a friend that can turn into a giant green rage monster, but he's not around. If he was, I'd have included him in the bet.
Anyway, if it'll legitimatize my claims, I can show off the threads when I doctor your skippy boy. Fixed it after the little inn raid. Did you see it? That was me and my buddy and some other sprightly folk fighting a skull.
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If your clothes do all that stuff how do you wash them
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We still have a deal? I'll make it a twofer special if your headphones need some TLC.
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Just give me some notice
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Also, on a more humble note, can you do gelato? I've got a kid that needs some sugar therapy.
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I can probably figure it out someone brought this cookbook back from europe and its in the library I think I saw a recipe in there
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As far as the gelato goes, I want a hand in that one. I'll bring music. You like metal? The genre. But if you like metal-metal then I have both.
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just don't kill your friend man